And what she says is even more eww worthy than ever!
Mini Me and Ranae Shrider - pic from Celebslam.com"Mini Me’s sex tape partner Ranae Shrider is actually talking about having sex with the little guy. And by “talking” I mean, “holy shit she better have gotten paid five six seven eight figures for this interview.” Ranae told News of the World *CAUTION* GRAPHIC MIDGET SEX DISCUSSION AHEAD *CAUTION*
“I never imagined one day I’d date a man who barely came up to my kneecaps. But as soon as I met Verne I was so captivated by his personality, his size didn’t seem to matter. I liked him so much I even gave up wearing high heels for six months.”
“But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work. I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!”
“It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big. On the whole though, he wasn’t short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size.
”In the future, Verne can take solace in knowing that his condoms won’t be too small if he wears them the correct way — over his head. Speaking of safe sex, I thought babies were supposed to come out of a woman’s hoo-hoo, not come in them. Oh and Renae can say “his size didn’t seem to matter” all she wants, but we all know women like their men to be hung not like a baby, but the arm of a baby." Celebslam.com
Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww....puke!
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